A NOTE FROM THE WORKBENCH

We’ve been tinkering with two products for a while now. They’re not concepts. They’re not mood boards. They’re real, tested, sitting-on-the-shelf-in-the-shop real. And, we’re really happy with the results. And, and, a number of our customers are happy with their initial tests.

But we’re not making them. At least not yet.

We’ve decided that if 500 people join the waitlist for each one, we’ll run production. If that number doesn’t happen, we won’t. No wounded ego. No clearance section six months later. Just a simple test of whether something deserves to exist outside our workshop.

One is Dashy Rabbit. It came from watching plants throw quiet little tantrums after repotting. You disturb the roots, and they act like you’ve betrayed them personally. Dashy is a dry blend you shake directly onto exposed roots during transplanting—rabbit manure, aminos, calcium, yucca, silica, mycorrhizae. It helps reduce stress and gets things moving again faster. That’s the whole point.

The other is Slashy Rabbit. Fungus gnats show up when soil stays damp and things get out of balance. Slashy is a surface treatment—diatomaceous earth, kaolin clay, chitin, rosemary—that sits where the problem actually lives and disrupts it without turning your soil into a war zone.

We’re not interested in releasing products just because we can. Every new item adds weight, and we’d rather add weight intentionally. So if enough of you want these, we’ll make them. If not, they stay on the bench.

That’s it. Just keeping you in the loop.