the dirty truth
& other things we probably shouldn’t say
Turns out people still read words on the internet. Weird, right? We figured we might as well join the fun—but on our terms. No SEO sludge, no 2,000-word manifestos. Just short rants, dirty truths, and other things we probably shouldn’t say.
Apparently, Blogging
Is Still a Thing
forest not factory
Plants grow in forests, fields, and living landscapes. When the soil starts behaving like those places again, plants stop struggling so much to adapt. They settle right in because the system works.
Get your life back
Recent studies show that 87% of plant people resent how long their plant chores take. Now, we didn’t verify those numbers. . .because we made them up. But it sounds right—right?
Customer Question: Does Classy Rabbit Make Fertilizers?
People ask. They even assume. “Do you make fertilizers?” The answer is no—a steady, deliberate, resounding no.
A NOTE FROM THE WORKBENCH
We’ve been tinkering with two products for a while now. They’re not concepts. They’re not mood boards. They’re real, tested, sitting-on-the-shelf-in-the-shop real.
why we say f* big ag
We hate what farming became when it stopped listening to the soil and started taking orders from accountants.
FUNGUS GNATS suck but they mean something
People lose their minds over fungus gnats—I get it. A couple tiny black flies show up, and suddenly it’s DEFCON 1 in the living room. Candles lit. Garlic cloves stabbed in the soil. Cinnamon sprinkled like it’s a Christmas latte gone wrong.
Why We skip the “Organic” label bs pt.2
Sometimes I wonder if the people who slap “organic” labels on their products realize they’re just… paying rent on a word.
Why We skip the “Organic” label bs
“Organic has become the yoga pants of the home gardening world—everyone’s wearing them even if they’ve never seen a yoga mat.”
