Shipping sucks. Trust us, we get it. We wish we could offer free shipping on everything, but here’s the cold, hard truth: it costs us between $9 and $18 to ship your order. That’s what we’re really paying to get your stuff to you.

See for yourself.

So, here’s how we’re keeping it balanced until the jabronies who control shipping costs take a chill pill:

• Flat Rate of $5 for any single-item order. Simple. Straightforward. And doesn’t leave you feeling like you’re getting ripped off.

• Free Shipping for any bundled orders. Buy more, we’ll handle the rest.

And here’s the kicker—if shipping’s cheaper than $5, like for smaller items (say, stickers), we’ll eat the cost. Why? Because we’re not about charging you for what doesn’t cost us. And we’re not hiking our prices just to make up the difference.

And just as soon as shipping costs dip—hopefully they will soon—we’ll return to offering free shipping.