Regenerative Soil Care Products Made from Rabbit PooP

[not chemical war scraps]

What we do, do! [ha, get it?]

People love to say, “Keep it simple,” like it’s always the superior option. But let’s not pretend simple is great for everything. You don’t want your toilet paper to be simple—one razor thin, single-ply sheet is technically “simple,” but it’s also a fast pass to regret.

The same goes for soil. A simple NPK fertilizer might look like the easy solution, but it’s the plant care equivalent of that single-ply horror: cheap, underwhelming, and leaving you with a mess to clean up later. Plants, like people, deserve better.

We don’t do simple. We do smart, regenerative, well-balanced, and naturally effective. Our products bring all the good stuff your soil needs to stay healthy and happy. Because sometimes, simple is just code for “we didn’t try very hard.” And that’s not our style.

Yes, this is the part where we tell you to click a button. Fine. Go buy our really great potting mix and our just as great soil conditioner. Do it for your plants, do it for your dignity.

The winged turd. joke. protest. promise.

Because holding it in never helped anything grow. Go ahead. Poop your plants.